Boys and girls—children of all ages—have a seat down and listen up to the story of how I became a rapist and a pedophile at the same time—an “iRapist.”
It was a dark and horny night, and I had only just begun my groping-women-in-public spree when I spotted the most beautiful cherub walking with her family. I knew what I had to do. I followed them home, waited for them to go to sleep, climbed into the cherubs room, and raped the fucking shit out of her. Best rape ever!
Mind you, I was 15 at the time. iRapist’ve raped more women than I can count since then.
Mind you, I was 15 at the time. iRapist’ve raped more women than I can count since then.
by Bad C dev December 5, 2025
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Student #1: "Did I just see an overweight CPT with red streaks in her hair, a COL with a super-big gulp attached to her hand and a MAJ with a moustache yelling at a crowd of students?"
Student #2: "Welcome to IPAPistan"
Student #2: "Welcome to IPAPistan"
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Iraqistan – Military slang term for the Middle East. Combines Iraq with the suffix of –istan which applies to 90% of the Muslim countries in the Middle East and central Asia i.e. Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Pakistan, stan stan stan stan etc.
“Shit, the CO says that we’re having a special briefing at 1730 today at the battalion conference room. Probably going to be another pre deployment briefing.”
“Where are we going this time?”
“Shit, you pick it. Iraq, Kuwait ….....hell I don’t know somewhere in freaking Iraqistan”
“Ughh, the middle east is such a shit hole.”
“Where are we going this time?”
“Shit, you pick it. Iraq, Kuwait ….....hell I don’t know somewhere in freaking Iraqistan”
“Ughh, the middle east is such a shit hole.”
by Trav February 10, 2005
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People that think governments invade countries out love and concern are criminally retarded. Iraqistan was invaded to for oil, lucrative contracts, and Israeli pressure.
by frick1 March 29, 2010
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Midge: "Did you see that new anti-dandruff product slogan in the magazine? It said 'seeing it from a-fro!' I am going to tell the whole world my opinion on it and get famous. Heh heh heh!"
Herkimer: "Midge, you're being an iRacist. Get over yourself and go to college."
Herkimer: "Midge, you're being an iRacist. Get over yourself and go to college."
by TylerSlim November 10, 2012
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by Silent-Angel March 22, 2003
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