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The propaganda wing of the Republican Party.
Fox News = propaganda to scare ignorant people into voting Republican.
by frick1 February 24, 2010

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Also known as The Tard Ferguson Center for Fail Studies, book learnin is strictly forbidden in this library. The only books in the collection are the Bible, Hardy Boys, and revisionist memoirs. All writing in the library must be done with a Magna-Doodle; pens and magic boxes (computers) are prohibited.
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.
by frick1 April 03, 2010

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An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).
That dirty Lobster back has bad teeth.
by frick1 February 24, 2010

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Anyone that believes in governance by the “noble lie” and the delusion of safety through global control.
Only criminally retarded Fox News viewers think Neoconservatives are really conservative.
by frick1 March 28, 2010

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A traitor. Neocons believe in forcibly seizing the livelihood of Americans, under threat of abduction and imprisonment by the IRS, and the transfer of said earnings to foreigners, for instance, residents of the fanatically Islamic anti-American terror-state of Iraq—a nation in which more than 85% of the general public supported 9/11.

“Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.” –The Constitution

The Iraqi general public are enemies (and hate Americans so much they want us to die in a fire - polls show more than 85% of Iraqis supported the 9/11 attacks). Giving aid and comfort to enemies constitutes treason as clearly defined by the Constitution. Without exaggeration, neocons, that believe in theft of American livelihoods, and the subsequent spending of said earnings on elections, public services, building schools etc. for our enemies (the Iraqis), are traitors and should be executed as such.
Anyone that supported the Iraq invasion for reasons other than homeland security is a Neocon and an international communist traitor that ought to be dragged out into the street and shot in the head, and dumped far enough out-to-sea that his or her treasonous commie remains don’t wash-up on American shores in any recognizable form.
by frick1 March 29, 2010

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A jocular term for rape.
We in the rapist community prefer the term "surprise sex."
by frick1 February 24, 2010

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Anyone that believes in governance by the “noble lie” and the delusion of safety through global control.
Only criminally retarded Fox News viewers think Neo-Cons are really conservative.
by frick1 March 28, 2010

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