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1. to unintentionally ignore or overlook someone, especially in the context of online chats.
I donated 500 bits and the streamer totally midged me.
by crypt0bot August 15, 2018
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.
by jon213 January 22, 2004
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Damn, you know that guy Tai. I hearrd some girl say he was a total midge.
by Uglor September 06, 2006
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Flying pests that look similar to mosquitoes. Even though these things don't bite... the sheer numbers of them in one location can be extremely disruptive. Midge swarms have even been known to cause disruption to traffic and can also appear on weather radars.

Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.
Jeff's entire house was covered in midges... you couldn't even tell the house was white.
by Brad198910 June 12, 2006
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1: a small fly. see myiasis

Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century

biting midge gall midge
The hair had lice playing jacks, the pupils were sewer-green, all's he needed was someone to mourn him and maybe a biting midge to keep him off his feet.
by Nco November 23, 2003
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Another word for Vagina. Specifically from the South Park Episode "A Million Little Fibers" featuring Towelie, in which Oprah's vagina named Midge and her asshole named Gary plot to get her fired.
female outcry: You're not putting that thing near my midge!

insult: Aww, do you need a cup of ice water for your swollen midge?
by Kevo 42o April 21, 2006
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