Midge

Fucking annoying pricks that none stop bite the living fuck out of u for no particular reason other than to be a cunt...should be extinct this message got my anger out on the pesky rapscallians

Eg-Mate fuck this shit the fuckin midges are out tonight and biting me like a fuckin nitty lookin for crack

by Chaz1889 June 27, 2020

Midge

VERB (midging, midged)
1. to unintentionally ignore or overlook someone, especially in the context of online chats.

I donated 500 bits and the streamer totally midged me.

by crypt0bot August 15, 2018

midge

a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.

by jon213 January 22, 2004

midge

A very small person in all regards.

Damn, you know that guy Tai. I hearrd some girl say he was a total midge.

by Uglor September 6, 2006

Midge

1: a small fly. see myiasis

Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century

biting midge gall midge

The hair had lice playing jacks, the pupils were sewer-green, all's he needed was someone to mourn him and maybe a biting midge to keep him off his feet.

by Nco November 23, 2003

midge

Another word for Vagina. Specifically from the South Park Episode "A Million Little Fibers" featuring Towelie, in which Oprah's vagina named Midge and her asshole named Gary plot to get her fired.

female outcry: You're not putting that thing near my midge!

insult: Aww, do you need a cup of ice water for your swollen midge?

by Kevo 42o May 2, 2006

midge

Asian girl who is the coolest of all. Short and drop dead gorgeous.

BL122926 is midge,yo.

by ModxD August 22, 2009