iInjury

Is a stiff neck associated with muscle spasm, classically causing lateral flexion contracture of the cervical spine musculature. Usually caused by an extensive use of your brand new iPhone.

Bill: "Whoa, Ted! Is that one of the awesome new iPhones?"
Ted: "Yes, I already spent two days playing with it and now my neck hurts so bad"
Bill: "Sounds like you got yourself an iInjury"
Ted: "Yeah I guess..."
Ted: "..."
Ted: "Whatever."

by IwakuraLain November 27, 2011

resort injury

The typically minor injuries one can experience during a tropical vacation. May include Sunburn, sandal blisters, sand in the eyes, and hangovers.

Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.

by Shakesmear May 17, 2022

insult to injury

to contribute more pain to something that has already been damaged

Too add insult to injury the kids laugh at the boy who fell down the steps.

by Gerard Irick October 14, 2010

self-injury

The act of deliberately inflicting harm on ones own body without suicidal intent or plans of bodily modification (eg. piercing your ears isn't self-injury). Typically self-injury is practiced to block mental pain with physical pain, or to provide the self-injurer with something that they can feel if they are emotionally numb. Common forms of self-injury include cutting with a sharp object such as a razor or a knife, burning (with an open flame, chemicals, a heated object (technically, this is branding, not burning), or friction from rubbing with an object such as a pencil erasor), scratching or scraping, and hitting (whether with ones own hands or another object).

Although it is sometimes misinterpreted as a suicide attempt, self-injury is actually a coping mechanism used to deal with powerful negative feelings and prevent suicide.

by Anonymous Ex-cutter June 21, 2003

injuryze

To injure someone in such a way that they are left paralyzed

Drebot, look at me again and I will injuryze you

by Bronxx December 8, 2009

injury fetish

A strong attraction to broken bones, sprains, fractures, crutches, wheelchairs, ect. It is NOT the same as a sadist, these people do not cause or wish to cause harm. They're just turned on by it. An injury fetish is usaully harmless.

He looked so sexy after he broke his leg and was in a llc, we were fucking all night.

Just looking at his broken arm made me have an orgasim because I have this huge injury fetish.

by D2BB June 17, 2008

Repetitive Spaff Injury

Hand strain gained through excessive touching of the naughty naughty places.

"I did done spaff so much last night I got a case of Repetitive Spaff Injury! And it bloody hurts!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006