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A forum where the populace consists of 10-13 year olds. The website is basically a reject version of Niketalk. Users often debate on why their voice are changing, why little coils of hair are growing in private places, acne medication, a detailed step-to-step guide on how to kiss, the "birds and the bees" talk, official what elementary school do you go to post, how to convince parents to buy $300 pair of shoes, and etc.

Here is a compilation of the "characters" on I.S.S.:
1. LatinFusion aka Bobblehead, No Neck, or Emo Spic
2. Shortyrockjayz aka Never Walked , Snorlaxrockjayz, Smelly Fat Pussy, or All My Jordans Never Crease Cuz My Feet Provides The Stuffing (Basically she is fat as shit.)
3. b ! o h a z R D aka AzN fAgGoT.
4. That Spanish girl who wears her glasses to the tip of her nose (Poser)
5. Too many Asian "gangsters" to note. (irocknikes)
6. iCEDOUTNiKZ aka Proactiv/Slim Fast model.

Some popular quotes frequently used on the forum:

1. "THOSE ARE SOME HOT FLINT XIIIS!"
2. "DAMN NICE OUTFITZ! WHERE CAN I COP THE WHOLE THING?"
3. *female posts an image of what she's wearing but the head is not present* "OMFG UR SO FUKIN HOT!"
4. "YEAH I'LL FUCK YOU UP! COME MEET ME AT X TOMORROW" - Scrawny 12 year old.
I use my mommy's grocery money to buy my Jordans. (I.S.S.)
I.S.S. by Nelson C January 2, 2006
An acronym for In School Suspesion. It's a program based on the theory to stop kids from getting purposely suspended. In reality it fails, b/c kids still get purposely in there, the teacher doesn't enforce the rules, & it's used as a way to get out of class.
I constantly go to I.S.S. to deliver lunch, & the same kids are always in there & it's complete chaos.
I.S.S. by KingCool99 August 12, 2017
Imperial Star Ship

Prefix used by the Terran Empire; from the original Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror";
Computer: "...succeeded to command of I.S.S. Enterprise through assasination of...."
I.S.S. by WitnessX June 20, 2006

N.A.P.W.I.S.S 

Nitpicks

Are

Problems

When

I

Say

So

A term coined by a Youtuber named Bricky, formed in reference to the ludonarrative and disheveled parts of the Uncharted game series and its story. It is an acronym used to refer to nonsensical moments of a form of media that an audience knowingly and willfully ignores, perhaps out of enjoyment of the media, or simply not giving a shit.

See also: suspension of disbelief
Oh wtf?! That makes no sense!

Oh well. N.A.P.W.I.S.S.
N.A.P.W.I.S.S by nobody-773 June 23, 2022

D.E.N.N.I.S System 

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.
Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect

Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."
D.E.N.N.I.S System by Anticapital666 November 22, 2009

K.I.S.S. 

Dude, your project is too complicated. Gotta K.I.S.S.
K.I.S.S. by Not /Available December 28, 2008

S.W.I.S.S.  

Salesmen's motivational acronym for "Sell What's In Stock, Stupid".
Boards bearing the logo S.W.I.S.S. can be found in the back rooms of Verizon stores across the U.S.A.
S.W.I.S.S. by Michael Zeleny January 26, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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