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K.I.S.S. 

Keep It Simple Stupid. Keep It Simple SexyKeep. It Simple Stud. Keep It Simple Shitty. Keep It Simple Shithole. Keep It Simple Sally. Keep It Simple Sarah. Keep It Simple Simon. Keep It Simple Slut.
Me and you, lets K.I.S.S.!
K.I.S.S. by J_Bomb June 23, 2007

K.I.S.S. strategy 

It stands for "Keep It Simple Silly-Pants"
A strategy to use when you want to create something that is going to take a long time if you were to make it complex, so you keep it simple, silly pants.
"Building this ceiling would take too long. I'll just use the K.I.S.S. strategy instead!"
K.I.S.S. strategy by ActuallyAqua January 25, 2023

K.i.s.s system 

K.I.S.S- keep it simple stupid

It’s a selling tactic when the seller gives the most simple information about the product so it will be easier for you to buy
K.I.S.S system in action-
Buyer: hey, can you tell me something about this dress ..?
Seller: it’s beautiful..(that’s all you need to know)
K.i.s.s system by Syd669 January 19, 2024

natalie and charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

cha cha and Natalie love each other so very much
haha, Natalie and Charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g ahahah

K.I.S.D. 

A school district based in Killeen/Harker Heights where students go when they want to die.
I want to commit suicide that's why i'm enlisted in K.I.S.D..
K.I.S.D. by PeepMyMixtapez September 8, 2019

D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m 

Wilbur Soot lyrics stating

“Do you also know I have depression.
Self-diagnosed thought I should mention”
You: Yo I love this song!
Friend: What’s the lyrics?
You: D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m
Friend: dope
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