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A forum where the populace consists of 10-13 year olds. The website is basically a reject version of Niketalk. Users often debate on why their voice are changing, why little coils of hair are growing in private places, acne medication, a detailed step-to-step guide on how to kiss, the "birds and the bees" talk, official what elementary school do you go to post, how to convince parents to buy $300 pair of shoes, and etc.

Here is a compilation of the "characters" on I.S.S.:
1. LatinFusion aka Bobblehead, No Neck, or Emo Spic
2. Shortyrockjayz aka Never Walked , Snorlaxrockjayz, Smelly Fat Pussy, or All My Jordans Never Crease Cuz My Feet Provides The Stuffing (Basically she is fat as shit.)
3. b ! o h a z R D aka AzN fAgGoT.
4. That Spanish girl who wears her glasses to the tip of her nose (Poser)
5. Too many Asian "gangsters" to note. (irocknikes)
6. iCEDOUTNiKZ aka Proactiv/Slim Fast model.

Some popular quotes frequently used on the forum:

1. "THOSE ARE SOME HOT FLINT XIIIS!"
2. "DAMN NICE OUTFITZ! WHERE CAN I COP THE WHOLE THING?"
3. *female posts an image of what she's wearing but the head is not present* "OMFG UR SO FUKIN HOT!"
4. "YEAH I'LL FUCK YOU UP! COME MEET ME AT X TOMORROW" - Scrawny 12 year old.
I use my mommy's grocery money to buy my Jordans. (I.S.S.)
I.S.S. by Nelson C January 2, 2006
An acronym for In School Suspesion. It's a program based on the theory to stop kids from getting purposely suspended. In reality it fails, b/c kids still get purposely in there, the teacher doesn't enforce the rules, & it's used as a way to get out of class.
I constantly go to I.S.S. to deliver lunch, & the same kids are always in there & it's complete chaos.
I.S.S. by KingCool99 August 12, 2017
Imperial Star Ship

Prefix used by the Terran Empire; from the original Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror";
Computer: "...succeeded to command of I.S.S. Enterprise through assasination of...."
I.S.S. by WitnessX June 20, 2006

N.A.P.W.I.S.S 

Nitpicks

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A term coined by a Youtuber named Bricky, formed in reference to the ludonarrative and disheveled parts of the Uncharted game series and its story. It is an acronym used to refer to nonsensical moments of a form of media that an audience knowingly and willfully ignores, perhaps out of enjoyment of the media, or simply not giving a shit.

See also: suspension of disbelief
Oh wtf?! That makes no sense!

Oh well. N.A.P.W.I.S.S.
N.A.P.W.I.S.S by nobody-773 June 23, 2022

K.I.S.S. 

Dude, your project is too complicated. Gotta K.I.S.S.
K.I.S.S. by Not /Available December 28, 2008

S.W.I.S.S.  

Salesmen's motivational acronym for "Sell What's In Stock, Stupid".
Boards bearing the logo S.W.I.S.S. can be found in the back rooms of Verizon stores across the U.S.A.
S.W.I.S.S. by Michael Zeleny January 26, 2008

natalie and charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

cha cha and Natalie love each other so very much
haha, Natalie and Charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g ahahah
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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