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Hypoetits 

A word used to mock ideas of Flat Earther kiddos when they complain everything about NASA, but they can't even go to the edge of their so-called "Flat Earth", or even build a theory that's supported by mathematical equation, logic and science. It's a combination of the word hypothesis and etits (penis) because why the f%#k^$g not??
Flat Earther: The Flat Earth Society has members all around the world. NASA is lying! CGI!
A Badass Intellectual: Since you're too lazy to build and fly manned rockets and go to the outer space, also, you're too scared to go to the Antartica because it's owned by the illuminati. Your belief in Flat Earth Hypoetits is loaded of shite.

Flat Earther: Hey mate! The more I read about Flat Earth Theory. The more I become delusional. :v
A Badass Intellectual: Flat Earth is not a theory, it's a Hypoetits. You idiot, moron.

Flat Earther: Hey mate! Would you like to listen to my research on Google, Facebook, and YouTube abou--
A Badass Intellectual: So you're telling me again about your FE Hypoetits? No, thanks. Illogical dumbass.

Flat Earther: No one can debunk the Flath Earth Theory! Because it's defined in the bible. It's the only truth!
A Badass Intellectual: I can debunk your Flat Earth Hypoetits using math and science.

Flat Earther: Hey mate! I have something to tell you...
A Badass Intellectual: Oh, yes.. sure! I'd like to listen to your Flat Earth Hypoetits, then debunk it later on! :D

Flat Earther: You don't need math to understand the Flat Earth Theory.
A Badass Intellectual: Let's do some math, mate. Could you please burn your Flat Earth Hypoetits book?
Hypoetits by Hankit Jaul December 12, 2018

hypoethanolgia 

The painful lack of one's next drink.
After his management one-on-one, Bob was suffering from severe hypoethanolgia.
hypoethanolgia by doooosh April 18, 2017

hypoesthetic 

Decreased sensation(true meaning).

Dim wit (ud meaning)
Hypoesthetic fool
hypoesthetic by skull đź’€ bash September 27, 2014

hypoexploitacritical 

Actions that are completely exploitative and hypocritical.
Jack: There's this outfit called Urban Dictionary…They bring in young millennials, call them 'Volunteer Editors', meaning they don't pay them, don't give them benefits, no security, no opportunity whatsoever.
Jill: "You're kidding, isn't that like...exploiting them?"
Jack: "The best part is that then they use them to make fun of Trump supporters……people who voted for Trump...the same people that are sick & tired of watching young millennials going nowhere fast in this gig economy of the past eight years."
Jill: "OMG, that is like….…so hypoexploitacritical beyond belief."
hypoexploitacritical by jstewfan November 11, 2016
when you're bad at tf2
hypoer more like bad at tf2
hypoer by Smokey_Swe September 27, 2021

Masturbatoric Hypoesthesia 

A condition acquired when you masturbate until some part of your body goes numb, usually either your fingers or genitals.
Mr. Sanchez, do you masyturbate excessively, because your numbness is due to a condition called masturbatoric hypoesthesia .