Hypoetits 

A word used to mock ideas of Flat Earther kiddos when they complain everything about NASA, but they can't even go to the edge of their so-called "Flat Earth", or even build a theory that's supported by mathematical equation, logic and science. It's a combination of the word hypothesis and etits (penis) because why the f%#k^$g not??

Flat Earther: The Flat Earth Society has members all around the world. NASA is lying! CGI!
A Badass Intellectual: Since you're too lazy to build and fly manned rockets and go to the outer space, also, you're too scared to go to the Antartica because it's owned by the illuminati. Your belief in Flat Earth Hypoetits is loaded of shite.

Flat Earther: Hey mate! The more I read about Flat Earth Theory. The more I become delusional. :v
A Badass Intellectual: Flat Earth is not a theory, it's a Hypoetits. You idiot, moron.

Flat Earther: Hey mate! Would you like to listen to my research on Google, Facebook, and YouTube abou--
A Badass Intellectual: So you're telling me again about your FE Hypoetits? No, thanks. Illogical dumbass.

Flat Earther: No one can debunk the Flath Earth Theory! Because it's defined in the bible. It's the only truth!
A Badass Intellectual: I can debunk your Flat Earth Hypoetits using math and science.

Flat Earther: Hey mate! I have something to tell you...
A Badass Intellectual: Oh, yes.. sure! I'd like to listen to your Flat Earth Hypoetits, then debunk it later on! :D

Flat Earther: You don't need math to understand the Flat Earth Theory.
A Badass Intellectual: Let's do some math, mate. Could you please burn your Flat Earth Hypoetits book?

Hypoetits by Hankit Jaul December 12, 2018

hypnotits 

when you're spacing out and walking down the street, and boobies catch your eyes, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.

Weasel was going to class, until he was distracted by the hypnotits.

hypnotits by Zomar October 2, 2007

Hypnotits 

When you are having sex with a girl on her back and her sloppy floppy tits begin to rotate in opposite motions of each other causing you to be hypnotized.

I was beating it up good and Heather's Hypnotits put me in a titty trance.

Hypnotits by Chicky1080 June 30, 2009

hypotit 

wondrwomans left tit, if you cut it off it will explode.

whoa that bitch got such a hypotit!

hypotit by yjgj April 15, 2011

Hypocritster

One whom makes fun of hipsters, yet does many things hipsters do, and yet is not a hipster because they don't do hipster things for hipster reasons.

person 1: "She's such a hipster- she got that skirt from a thrift store"

person 2: "No, she's a hypocritster- she shops at thrift stores because she's poor, and makes fun of the hipsters while she is there."

Hypocritster by TurquoiseFountain March 21, 2012

Hypotit 

When your tits go absolutely crazy for any unexplainable reason.

I had just gotten out of the shower, when I got Hypotit yet once again.

Hypotit by Lord_Fear October 7, 2014

Hypnotits 

Short for “hypnotic tits”.

I couldn’t stop staring at her Hypnotits

Hypnotits by MonkeyMagicMan75 March 3, 2022