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hypotit

wondrwomans left tit, if you cut it off it will explode.
whoa that bitch got such a hypotit!
by yjgj April 15, 2011
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Hypotit

When your tits go absolutely crazy for any unexplainable reason.
I had just gotten out of the shower, when I got Hypotit yet once again.
by Lord_Fear October 7, 2014
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Hypoetits

A word used to mock ideas of Flat Earther kiddos when they complain everything about NASA, but they can't even go to the edge of their so-called "Flat Earth", or even build a theory that's supported by mathematical equation, logic and science. It's a combination of the word hypothesis and etits (penis) because why the f%#k^$g not??
Flat Earther: The Flat Earth Society has members all around the world. NASA is lying! CGI!
A Badass Intellectual: Since you're too lazy to build and fly manned rockets and go to the outer space, also, you're too scared to go to the Antartica because it's owned by the illuminati. Your belief in Flat Earth Hypoetits is loaded of shite.

Flat Earther: Hey mate! The more I read about Flat Earth Theory. The more I become delusional. :v
A Badass Intellectual: Flat Earth is not a theory, it's a Hypoetits. You idiot, moron.

Flat Earther: Hey mate! Would you like to listen to my research on Google, Facebook, and YouTube abou--
A Badass Intellectual: So you're telling me again about your FE Hypoetits? No, thanks. Illogical dumbass.

Flat Earther: No one can debunk the Flath Earth Theory! Because it's defined in the bible. It's the only truth!
A Badass Intellectual: I can debunk your Flat Earth Hypoetits using math and science.

Flat Earther: Hey mate! I have something to tell you...
A Badass Intellectual: Oh, yes.. sure! I'd like to listen to your Flat Earth Hypoetits, then debunk it later on! :D

Flat Earther: You don't need math to understand the Flat Earth Theory.
A Badass Intellectual: Let's do some math, mate. Could you please burn your Flat Earth Hypoetits book?
by Hankit Jaul December 12, 2018
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hypobitch

A hypobitch is a bitch who is a hypocrite too
She got a boob job and nose job in highschool but said she was indie, such a hypobitch.
by zuesapus12 July 7, 2011
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hypotwite

n.

One who joins Twitter after historically forswearing, ridiculing, or otherwise condemning its use, thus becoming a hypocrite; hence the portmanteau.
John: this is so stupid, wtf is this Twitter thing.
Kate: @John stop metatweeting about how much you hate Twitter, you hypotwite!
by usman noyo August 4, 2009
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hypotwit

a cross between a hypocrit and a twit, also how small kids miss pronounce the word!
OMFG! you are such a hypotwit
by janu March 30, 2005
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hypnotits

when you're spacing out and walking down the street, and boobies catch your eyes, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.
Weasel was going to class, until he was distracted by the hypnotits.
by Zomar October 2, 2007
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