hypotwit 

a cross between a hypocrit and a twit, also how small kids miss pronounce the word!

OMFG! you are such a hypotwit

hypotwit by janu March 30, 2005

hypotwite 

n.

One who joins Twitter after historically forswearing, ridiculing, or otherwise condemning its use, thus becoming a hypocrite; hence the portmanteau.

John: this is so stupid, wtf is this Twitter thing.
Kate: @John stop metatweeting about how much you hate Twitter, you hypotwite!

hypotwite by usman noyo August 4, 2009

hypotit 

wondrwomans left tit, if you cut it off it will explode.

whoa that bitch got such a hypotit!

hypotit by yjgj April 15, 2011

Hypotit 

When your tits go absolutely crazy for any unexplainable reason.

I had just gotten out of the shower, when I got Hypotit yet once again.

Hypotit by Lord_Fear October 7, 2014