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hypotwite 

n.

One who joins Twitter after historically forswearing, ridiculing, or otherwise condemning its use, thus becoming a hypocrite; hence the portmanteau.
John: this is so stupid, wtf is this Twitter thing.
Kate: @John stop metatweeting about how much you hate Twitter, you hypotwite!
hypotwite by usman noyo August 4, 2009
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