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Hypolitical by Strewlanka November 29, 2009
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Hypocritical
To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).
When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.
Hypocritical by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu August 12, 2008
Hypocritical Feminist
A woman that uses her elevated position in combination with a fake and unchallenged, “feminist stance” for her own selfish gains. She does not help other women or society, more generally. Therefore, her brand of “feminism” could be more harmful to women than misogyny.
Blanca was fucking her own (male) graduate student advisee at the same time she was working on campus legislation against fraternization, publicly. Other male professors were fired for similar offenses, but she got away with it because she played the feminist card. She is a hypocritical feminist.
Lynn is such a hypocritical feminist! She says she fights for women, but she steals work from her female direct reports all the time.
Lynn is such a hypocritical feminist! She says she fights for women, but she steals work from her female direct reports all the time.
Hypocritical Feminist by Hsin2187 June 12, 2016
Hypocritical liar
Person 1: "Person 2 is lying"
Person 2: (actually telling the truth)
Person 1 is a hypocritical liar.
Person 2: (actually telling the truth)
Person 1 is a hypocritical liar.
Hypocritical liar by dishonest March 15, 2014
Hypological Warfare
When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps pointing out any factually inaccurate details or unrealistic scenarios using logic alone and completely disregarding the hypothetical nature of the scenario. Similar to Hypothetical Warfare.
Guy 1: Imagine, hypothetically, I had wings. How awesome would that be?
Guy 2: I don't know because its physically impossible for you to gain wings.
Guy 1: I'm just saying, like, imagine I did have wings.
Guy 2: And I'm just saying that its impossible for you to have wings.
Guy 1: Stop goin' all Hypological Warfare on me!
Guy 2: I don't know because its physically impossible for you to gain wings.
Guy 1: I'm just saying, like, imagine I did have wings.
Guy 2: And I'm just saying that its impossible for you to have wings.
Guy 1: Stop goin' all Hypological Warfare on me!
Hypological Warfare by MartyJuck March 7, 2010
Hypocritical Mass
Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.
Hypocritical Mass by shaneurysm September 22, 2011
Hypocritical Libyan
When the society is corrupt and they judge. When they shame a person and do the same exact thing they shamed them for. Every Libyan. 6,000,000 of them.
Origin:libya
Origin:libya
When your hypocritical Libyan auntie is all up in your business and complains to you how you can’t cook 3osban while her own married daughter doesn’t know shit.
When your hypocritical Libyan father says you can’t drive and allows your step mother to go from coffee shop to coffee shop. From O2 to Mozart with a dented car AND without a targa.
When your hypocritical Libyan father says you can’t drive and allows your step mother to go from coffee shop to coffee shop. From O2 to Mozart with a dented car AND without a targa.
Hypocritical Libyan by Yourbabassecondwife July 20, 2018
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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