hypostein

An astonishing youtuber that has over 125 million subscribers (don't look that up) (more than T-Series at the moment!)
He uploads amazing werewolf online {a game that is definitely still relevant} videos that get over 5 million views {not lying to you ;) You should 100% check out his channel (although he does not really need it lol) Hypostein is also a great person and yeah, he also makes music at Route W!

Generic Teenager: Have you heard of hypostein?
Generic Canadian Teenager: Of course I have, I love his channel, and he posts the best high quality videos on werewolf online, a popular game that is very relevant!
Generic Teenager: You should also join hypo's discord server!
Generic Canadian Teenager: Indeed, it is in the description of most of his videos!
The teenagers then decide to form the hypostein cult, and worship hypostein by performing rituals.

by AUTHENTICATOR June 8, 2019

Hypotenusing

The act of cutting through a parking lot, large field or any large square or rectangular plot of land. You could go on the edges, but cutting across is so much easier!

Tori: How we gonna cross this parking lot, Neko?
Neko: Wanna try hypotenusing it?
Tori: 'kay.

by Natali K. May 13, 2007

Hayposting

Hayposting is when someone posts about Elliott Smith’s “Needle in the hay” on social media or a spam account, often accompanied by a photo of Richie Tennenbaum from the suicide scene in the royal tennenbaums .

Dude, I was so fucked up last night thinking about my ex, I started Hayposting on my spam

by RichieTbaum July 18, 2022

Hipstein

A Jewish hipster.

Hey, that Hipstein is really chowin' down of those knishes.

by Taylor Lowery October 7, 2008

orthostatic hypotension

This is basically when you're laying in your bed and then you yeet off of it and stand up on the ground and all of a sudden your vision starts to see yellow blurry spots and you have a light headache and it feels like you're tripping on mushrooms but you're all fine in dandy in like 3 seconds

person: *gets up from bed* *sees yellow blurry spots and gets a headache*
person: "wtf is happening
brain: it's called orthostatic hypotension you fucking idiot

by tyronecoachella February 21, 2019

juicy juice hypotenuse

Alternative for "Punch line" from a popular text post on tumblr

"Are you missing the juicy juice hypotenuse?"
"What?"
"Sorry, maybe you should get a tumblr."

by britlav December 18, 2013

Hypotenuse girl

The other definition is not correct. A hypotenuse stands out in a crowd; not because she's pretty, but just because she stands out. It's usually because she's just weird. A hypotenuse girl is attractive enough to hook up with, but she is NOT attractive enough to brag about or tell your friends. Typically, hypotenuse girls listen to industrial music such as Tool, Nine Inch Nails, HIM, Alice In Chains, Korn, etc. Also, she may easily be found shopping for the ugliest articles in Hot Topic.

**Note: The original hypotenuse girl had a pointy chin that resembled the triangular term of hypotenuse.

Derek- Hey, dude, did you see that girl over there? What's up with her? Like, what is she?

Eugene- Oh, Gina? Yeah I don't really know her, but she's really frikkin weird. She's a Hypotenuse girl. Ew. Yuck.

Derek- I would hook up with her... Well like.. Maybe idk.

Eugene- Emm....

Derek- Haha, what? Did you or something?

Eugene- Well... I don't..er....I dont know....So what about them Dodgers?

by Macks and Lilah December 26, 2007