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chowin by money of the ts January 25, 2021
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Chow chowin down
When you take a jar of that good ole West Virginia chow chow, and rub it all over your woman's body and proceed to chow down on her.
Chow chowin down by Sexypandashortyshorts April 9, 2019
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Chooing
(adjective) The term used for when you're dapping up your bois and grillz. It is the present participle form of "Choo", which is what you say when you dap up your homies/brothers.
Brother 1: "Yo my boi what's good witchu!"
Brother 2: "Ayo what's good witchu brother!"
Brother 1 and Brother 2: *daps each other* "Chooooooooooooooooo!"
Brother 3: "You two really do love Chooing don't you!"
Brother 2: "Ayo what's good witchu brother!"
Brother 1 and Brother 2: *daps each other* "Chooooooooooooooooo!"
Brother 3: "You two really do love Chooing don't you!"
Chooing by Lead Bud 123 May 3, 2021
Chownado
Chownado by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
Choinked
Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Choinked by fat obese lady May 15, 2022
Choking Casper
A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
Choking Casper by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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