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Hipsterin'

When a bunch of Hipsters just sit around with their hipster clothes, shoes, and haircuts.
they could talk about anything hip such as recent underground jazz music, recent cool poodle haircut, or how cool and hip they are.
That conversation will probably be accompanied by a glass of cheap-ass champaign/wine or coffee.
Guy One: Dude, that bar sucks, too many hipsters.

Guy Two: Yeah man, and they just be sitting there.. Hipsterin'...
Hipsterin' by The Normal Guy. November 14, 2011

hipsternet

Hipsternet (noun): a form of a hipster attack where a hipster uses the internet (usually on facebook and using a typewriter) to carry on with their hipster behavior when they are not roaming the streets.
Stan unleashed a massive hipsternet last night against his friends on the facebook community. Needless to say, they were all overwhelmed.
hipsternet by thehispternator June 24, 2011

Hipsternik

As hipster emulates many fads and trends of the past, trying to make them their own, a hipsternik takes this cycle to yet another level by trying to emulate a hipster. However they do not participate in communal hipster activities and lack the intellectual awareness.

They have the physical appearance of a Hipster, without the social, political and idealogical mores.

Essentially, a Hipsternik is to Hipster what a Beatnik is to Beat.
Instead of participating the important hipster pastime of rummaging through crates at thrift stores, hipsterniks take the fast train and buy vintage-esque clothing from popular clothing chains like Urban Outfitters, Forever 21 and Pacsun.
Hipsternik by Flemniks September 3, 2012

hipsternation 

Noun: a state of confusion and dismay that occurs when a hipster realizes what they are.
A hipster on the road to recovery will typically stop at hipsternation.

Hipsternation can lead to a reaffirmation of hipsteric tendencies combined with mainstream culture to create a hybrid hipster (i.e. hipster-hopper, hipster-gangsta, etc.)
hipsternation by SaltySand October 26, 2010

Hipsternary

The Hipsternary is the essential book for hipsters. With in its pages it defines the rules of being a hipster, dos and don'ts, underground slang, slogans, bands, designers, ect.
Is that band really hipster? Look it up in the Hipsternary
Hipsternary by plokijug October 2, 2011

hipsternism 

The philosophical beliefs of the hipster definition and all aspects of hipsterness.
G:I have a camera that makes me a hipster!
H: No it doesn't. It just makes you an amateur photographer.
G: You're right, I guess I should read up more on my hipsternism.
hipsternism by TacoFloober August 30, 2011