hypocrious

adj. Hypocritical and ludicrous. A statement made by someone that is so contradictory that it is laughable.

Don't be hypocrious, of course big government wastes money.

by Henrik326 January 18, 2009

hypocripster

Making fun of and heavily judging hipsters as frequently as possible while, in reality, embodying all of the characteristics of a hipster yourself.

Sarah:
"Ug, that is the most hipstertastic bike in the world. Stupid fixies. I can't look at this anymore! Whatever...I'm off to go host my recycled arts and crafts night and must go dumpster dive for the appetizers."

Jordan:
"You are the biggest hypocripster I know!"

by SCAFS July 22, 2009

hypocrites

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

by Satan June 26, 2004

Hypocripster

Noun: Hypocritical hipsters that hate other hipsters.

Dude, did you just hear that guy say "deck?"
Yeah. I thought he claimed not to be a hipster?
Exactly. He's also a fan of plaid.
That's what we call a hypocripster.

by thealphaproject October 29, 2010

family values hypocrites

a phrase used to describe family who think they are better than others, have multiple kids out of wedlock, cheat on their wives, wives would never leave because they are too weak, 2nd and 3rd generation KKK members, there is a closeted family member, don't know the meaning of nepotism, but practice it because their kids aren't smart enough to be successful on their own, and the family loves the Palins, Bushes, and Reagan... They want everything to be like the old days, when white people were in power...

Now, those George's, they are the ultimate family values hypocrites...

by selgville153 November 28, 2010

Hypocritis Disease

The disease of being a hypocrite.

Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"

Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"

by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020

hypocrites

Extending privileges to one party and denying the same privileges from another.

Residential and Student Affairs Staff @ IASMH

ME: Can I go to prom?
VB: No, you are banned from campus for one year!
ME: What about Nikki and Bex last year?
VB: Refer to your hand book that you still must abide by even though you don't attend here.

by maxownz April 14, 2005