Hypocriful 

To be full of hypocrisy

“Yeah, Jonas is Hypocrifull about everything in life.”

“Why do you have be so hypocriful?

Hypocriful by SarcasticCat November 2, 2023

Hypocritlican

A term reserved for pious Republicans who have preached against things like Homosexuality, Hookers and Extramarital Affairs only to be caught later doing the EXACT same thing they preached against.

Hypocritlican hypocrite prostitute self righteous republican

Hypocritlican by RatPackSopra June 28, 2009

Hypocrisplaining

When someone heavy handedly explains to you that you are doing it wrong in a condescending manner while they themselves are guilty as sin of the exact thing they are telling you that you are doing wrong. But you are right. So right.

Someone who is overweight telling someone how to diet while they eat a damn triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease and spray you with food particles while you trembling with hunger pangs and eating some kale washed down with emerald green juicer extract after you just lost 50 lbs.

That dill hole was hypocrisplaining me about my diet while eating a triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease! What a dork knot! Yea, he's a douche. Always has been.

Hypocrisplaining by Lord Bigness July 29, 2020

hypocriculous 

Adjective describing situations when people are beyond any vestige of funniness or rationality with their hypocrisy and need a one word bitch-slapping to be set straight.

John told me disdain of Jews was intolerant and bigoted and then went back to passing out pamphlets proclaiming the death of Christianity and the rise of an era of Atheism. I called him hypocriculous and dashed his pamphlets to the floor.

hypocriculous by thinggamagum June 24, 2009

hypocripussy 

Someone who complains about something when they are actually doing the same thing, however are to scared to do a thing about it.

Jim is such a hypocripussy. He said his neighbor was being mean by watering his garden and it bothered Jim. That neighbor should not water except when Jim does.

hypocripussy by Spudsmanalive June 11, 2014

hypocrizzle 

Dis be a like a hippo, but not a real hippo, cuz it be a hypocizzle, like a hypocrite and shiyat. Chronic dawg.

Yo dawg said dat havin sex with yo momma be whack, the he go right on ahead an have sex with yo momma, and you be like "Shiyat dawg, you be a mutha fukin hypocrizzle!"

hypocrizzle by Hoodbury thug shiyat December 30, 2003

Hypocritzliar 

A person who talks the shit about everyone he knows, while acting like a friend to there face. Makes up lies about two chicks writing him letters that were never sent to start a fight or make a girlfriend jelous for his own gratafication of his phyco nature. Guys like this usualy are writers and live in a fantasy world. Realy bad friends to trust. And they usualy smell like animal fecies due to thier lack of bieng clean personalitys and lak of asperation.

Bo: Dude why are you letting him say all that stuff bout Tellz
Barry: Don't worry she doesn't let Hypocritzliar bother her. she knows he's a backstabbing troll that can't handle the pain of her blowing him off. He's just pissed he can't get a shot at it ever again. dude man even talks about her in frount of his GF and posted stuff so it would be seen. For what fi the guy hates her?
Bo: John is such a douche. She told me she didn't have the heart to tell him she never got off, but kept trying so it wouldn't be a total loss.
Barry: rotflmao that sounds like Tellz. listening to Oasis and walflowers lettin it

Tellz: Guys stop-thats not the better road
Bo: fu*k that Andys right gurl, stay away from the troll

Hypocritzliar by pplthtTlkshtRjelousNinsecure November 18, 2009