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hypnopenis 

Hypnopenis is when someone is hypnotized by ones penis.
Mary was hypnotized, in awe and somewhat under a spell by James's hypnopenis.
hypnopenis by HandleWithForce June 1, 2014
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Hypnofetish 

Deriving feelings of sexual arousal and pleasure from hypnosis. This can arise from seeing it performed in either an innocuous or titillating circumstances, the fantasy or the act of actually being hypnotized and / or the act of hypnotizing others.
Liz has had a hypnofetish ever since she saw Kaa the Snake hypnotizing Mowgli in The Jungle Book.
Hypnofetish by entrancement January 1, 2009

hypnopedia 

The science of teaching through subconcious conditioning utilizing audio. Term coined by Aldous Huxley in the novel Brave New World.
Repetitious audio playback when one is sleeping
hypnopedia by Toado December 20, 2003

hyperpenis 

a penis that is always hard or erect and always being inserted inside objects such as jars of peanut butter, envelopes, toilet paper tubes and hypervaginas.
1. man my hyperpenis is always ready for action.
2. i think i will go masterbate into a jar of peanut butter.
hyperpenis by slutface skank October 16, 2006

Hypopenile Disorder 

Disorder characterized by having a small penis.

Hypo = below normal

Penile = medical term referring to the penis

Disorder = abnormality of function
"I thought Mike and Janae really hit it off after they met at that party?"

"Ya, everything was going well until they started to hook up and she realized that he has hypopenile disorder!"

"Poor guy..."

hypnofetishist 

A person with a hypnofetish. This can be a tist (hypnotist), a sub (subject), or a spectator.
A: When did you get into hypnosis?
B: I probably became a hypnofetishist while watching cartoons at age 8, but I didn't realize it until I turned 14.
hypnofetishist by Dominicator October 5, 2017

hypnofetishism 

The latest craze in a never-ending quest on the side of humans to milk the lastest drops in their sexuality.
First, you have a service one dial away from you that you must call to deliver you a hypno-domme: a female hypnotist that will dominate you in your hypno-fantasy; a story she will instigate and carry you into a so-called 'subspace'; were all your hidden sexual fantasies will be taken to suface. You might find yourself a 5 year old kid crying for 'mommy' to keep him beside her or a highschooler in full hormonal-cocktail estrofledge!
All and all, the most thing that atracts men to this neo-fetish is the D/s ( Dommie/subbie) thing.
also called among many names, erotic mind control, hypno-eroticism, erotic-hypnosis.
be quit Johnson! you naughty little fucker... your mommy is going to give you a beating! * loves it!*
hypnofetishism by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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