hyperpenis

a penis that is always hard or erect and always being inserted inside objects such as jars of peanut butter, envelopes, toilet paper tubes and hypervaginas.

1. man my hyperpenis is always ready for action.
2. i think i will go masterbate into a jar of peanut butter.

by slutface skank October 16, 2006

Hypersensitivity

Sensitivity to such an extreme degree that it leads to hypocrisy.

Practicing hypersensitivity, the host of the Columbia comedy show kicked off the comedian for telling a joke about being black and gay. The host just knew that the joke would offend all blacks and gays. However, all of the black and gay people at the show were laughing hysterically at the comedian's joke.

by dhun July 6, 2020

hyperjenilious

when you are feeling very hot an claustrophobic and there are too many people surrounding you at the same time.

"Im feeling very hyperjenilious"

by Matty Long Shlong October 24, 2018

hypertension

noun
1. a common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high (a reading of 140/90 mm Hg or greater)
2. When the blood flows through the vessels at a greater than normal force. High blood pressure strains the heart; harms the arteries; and increases the risk of heart attack, stroke, and kidney problems.

John suffered from hypertension.

by valoem December 9, 2004

electromagnetic hypersensitivity

When your brother becomes aware of the surrounding radio waves, and shelters inside without electricity

"Hey, are you coming?" "No, I had to stop at Chuck's house to deliver his food because of his Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity."

by GUSFR1NG November 10, 2022

hyperjenix

basicly anything that gives u a sugar high, makes u hyper or wakes u up

hyperjenix, we like hyper jenix, hyperjenix, we think your the best

by fatassbuddabelly July 18, 2006

orange hyper penis explosion

When you lay your cock on a motorway and let a caravan run it over!

Sup dave done a sick orange hyper penis explosion, shit I scraped that off the tarmac!!! HARDCORE!!

by Makedecadaddy April 22, 2014