hyperpenis

a penis that is always hard or erect and always being inserted inside objects such as jars of peanut butter, envelopes, toilet paper tubes and hypervaginas.

1. man my hyperpenis is always ready for action.
2. i think i will go masterbate into a jar of peanut butter.

hyperpenis by slutface skank October 16, 2006

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Hypersensitivity

Sensitivity to such an extreme degree that it leads to hypocrisy.

Practicing hypersensitivity, the host of the Columbia comedy show kicked off the comedian for telling a joke about being black and gay. The host just knew that the joke would offend all blacks and gays. However, all of the black and gay people at the show were laughing hysterically at the comedian's joke.

Hypersensitivity by dhun July 6, 2020

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hyperjenilious

when you are feeling very hot an claustrophobic and there are too many people surrounding you at the same time.

"Im feeling very hyperjenilious"

hyperjenilious by Matty Long Shlong October 24, 2018

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hypertension

noun
1. a common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high (a reading of 140/90 mm Hg or greater)
2. When the blood flows through the vessels at a greater than normal force. High blood pressure strains the heart; harms the arteries; and increases the risk of heart attack, stroke, and kidney problems.

John suffered from hypertension.

hypertension by valoem December 9, 2004