Hypobootaemia

A medical affliction common among the youth populations of the world, defining a lack, or shortage, of Booty Pictures in one’s life.
Associated side effects of Hypobootaemia include: Increased blood pressure, Depression and on rare occasion a painful occurence streetnamed ‘Blue Balls.’
Treatment for Hypobootaemia is simply an introduction of a constant supply of Booty Pictures to the patient until happiness is achieved.
Person 1: Hey, want to go out to eat later?
Person 2: Sorry, I can’t, major case of Hypobootaemia.
by PretzelDolphin October 15, 2017
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