hypervagina 

An open vagina that is constantly inserted with objects such as umbrellas, tent poles, bottles, and barrels of monkeys.

Tina's hypervagina likes monkey barrels.

hypervagina by will tig September 13, 2006

hypervaginosis

the condition or state of being a "big pussy". Occasionally used by health professionals to refer to a patient that whines extensively about relatively minor things.

That guy won't shut up about his sore finger. His diagnosis should be hypervaginosis!

hypervaginosis by ImDontknow March 6, 2011

hypnovagina 

A woman who is so beautiful no man (or woman) can resist her. Looked at as one of the most beautiful people on the planet. Marriages are usually ended over this person.

Person 1- "Damn, I cannot believe Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston got divorced!"
Person 2- "Yeah well, you can blame Angelina Jolie and her hypnovagina"

hypnovagina by Fbombizzle November 23, 2009

hypervagilate

a medical term to describe the tearing of muscles in the scrotum/ leg/ arm region

I hypervagilated my weiner last week / adolf hypervagilated his buthole after pooping

hypervagilate by Flowquinn April 24, 2017

hypervagilant 

A state of being acutely aware of your vagina and the danger it faces. You may feel tense, anxious, jumpy, etc.

While walking alone at night I had to be hypervagilant of any threats. See "Oblivion" by Grimes.

hypervagilant by bextra September 26, 2020

Hypervapilated 

When instead of breathing into a brown paper bag, you breathe into your weed pen and get obnoxiously high.

Bro, I was so stressed last night that I hypervapilated, and now I’m too zooted to move.

Hypervapilated by Hipsterphuk July 18, 2023

Hypervigilance 

1. Unable to hold color
2. mood swings and ambitions
3. Bashful lucid forethought, steadfast cunning,
4. Extrovert/Introvert, betwixt.
5. Over OR Under focused at task
6. Appears to hunger
7. Intent on attitude or behavior that is more/less desirable.
8. Intent on gossip, babble, rambles, rants, tirades
9. Obscure OR Obligatory
10. To appeal to misconceptions

Hypervigilance,

Phillip Broff
"and yet, what are we to do about this insignificant business of other people. So ill equipped to envision others and their Interior workings and personal aims"

Allan Greenspan
"I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is what I meant"

Infected Mushroom
"Can't stop thinking about the times I lost to you
Can't stop thinking about all the things I used to do
When I can't stop making bad decisions
Then I can't eating somebody make me chew
You know this smile that i want to see you
/I put on a smile that you want to see
Another day goes by that I long to be like you."

"It aint you, it's me,
I'm no good for you,
I'm no good for me."

Hypervigilance by somanmbulanz November 14, 2009