Hypetastic 

Used to describe a noun that is both hype and fantastic. This person, place or thing that you speak of is just so great and exciting that you want EVERYONE to immerse themselves in it, to just bask in the thrill. Not to be confused with something that is just "all hype" This is the good hype, with good outcomes, something that you shouldn't be afraid to get all excited about, to vibe with.

Someone: Hey what's gooood
Someone else: Listen to SZA if u wanna get HYPE. So hypetastic
Someone: Hypetastic...you should define that on urban dictionary
Someone else: Her album Ctrl...HYPETASTIC

Hypetastic by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 March 9, 2018

hoetastic 

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.

Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.

hoetastic by joemammy March 2, 2007

hoetastic scale 

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

hoetastic scale by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

hiptastic 

noun. American YouTuber whose claim to fame came through his Star Wars, Rap Piano, and Diego the Puppet Mixtape videos

adj. fashionable, well-cultured; describes a person who discreetly watches Japanese-style animation and Warner Brother’s cartoons in moderation but isn’t a weeb; referring to American YouTuber hiptastic: acting calm and experienced because they are always between the hips of other people’s moms

What’s poppin, it’s ya boy hiptastic droppin on all of you kids a brand new vid.

That hiptastic guy is so easy to relate to and he is one of the boys.

The hiptastic man lost his friends because they became his step-sons.

hiptastic by countDOOKUofSERENO_hiptastic69 May 22, 2021

hiptastic 

When an area or location is full of hipsters

I went to the pub last night, it was very hiptastic

hiptastic by jayrivers April 25, 2011

hoetastic 

a word used by teenage girls that describes that something is hoe standard and also refer to the word hoetastic scale.

when someone/thing is slutty or just awesomely awesome, it is hoetastic.

hoetastic by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

hoetastic 

To be like or somthing which would be liked by a hoe

That skirt is hoetastic

hoetastic by Miss chevious July 20, 2005