hypercakes

The act of respectfully having a blast

Yesterday’s hypercakes was amazing

by SeDII June 11, 2021

Hypercane

A theoretical tropical cyclone of massive proportions caused by extreme heating of the world's oceans.

OR

Anything extremely badass

1) Lord, please do not destroy the world in a massive hypercane

2) This guy at the bar tried to get tough, and I went all hypercane on his ass. He no longer can see, smell, or hear.

by Anthony922 August 29, 2008

Hyperanestasia

It is a disease by which the possessor has extra drip (hella awesome and cool.)

- Hey stop being so cool or you will catch Hyperanestasia.
= sometimes you can't help it bro.

by JustinCase91 April 29, 2021

Armageddon hypercane

A typically worse version of a hypercane, armageddon storm and armageddon hurricane. It also might be stronger than a black hole..

News: Armageddon Hypercane Annette is killing everyone on earth and theres only 999 million people left.
Alexia: sad emoji x38298219382193812u398217398127398712983721983719837213

by wjsnoutsold August 28, 2022

HyperAwesomeness

A medical condition afflicting approx. 23.4% of the world's population which refers to a person who suffers from being TOO awesome. Signs and symptoms include: cranial overload leading to explosions, impregnation of various people, exhaustion, and sleep disorders. Condition may be regulated with the use of an intervenous injection of approximately 250-500cc of HypoAwesome and in extreme cases, euthanasia.

Dude: Doc, i ain't feeling so good...
(after assessment)
Doc: I'm sorry son...but you're suffering from HyperAwesomeness.
Dude: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (momentary pause) Wait...SWEET!

by Spee-Rad September 5, 2007

hypercutesemia

A condition usually caused from watching cat videos, reading the love stories of assorted old people and seeing that photodocumentation on baby Groot. Cuteness overload, really.

Pronounced as hyper-CUTE-see-mee-uh.

RIP me. Causes: Hypercutesemia r/t Baby Groot.

A: Omgod, did you see the baby goats and umbrella video?
B: Totes McGoats, hypercutesemia!

by jude kristine January 19, 2015

hypercare

Usually when your boss doesnt want you to screw up a project post launch.

So we just launched with a partner who is going to give us a lot of money so make sure you give them the hypercare service.

by guavajuice88 January 20, 2022