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Hypnosuck 

Anything related to the culture of using irregular eye movements and tongue to deliberately trigger all sort of kinky submissions.
Analog clocks with 12 at the top may or may not be involved.
Hey horny toad! Quit watching that hypnosuck and let's play a board game!
Hypnosuck by DiamondDouche September 11, 2023

hydroscillator 

An automobile component that can be found in virtually every car, foreign or domestic. Invented by Mortimer Ford(Henry Ford's illegitimate half brother or something), the hydroscillator's only known function is to allow vehicles to drive themselves in a semi-sentient manner. Although hydroscillator design varies, they are usually a fist-sized cylindrical device with two wires sticking out.

Featured on the ABC network expose' "When Cars Attack!"
Mechanic: "Well see here's your problem; your blinker fluid lines burst and shorted out the hydroscillator. While I was checking, I saw that your muffler bearings and flux capacitor needed replacing."

hydrolock 

A very bad condition where too much water gets into the cylinders of and engine. It causes massive damage as water does compress as easily as gasoline.
My friend drove through a puddle and hydrolocked his engine.
hydrolock by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

Hydrodick 

When you reach climax and your male genitalia explodes with a force that can erode cinder blocks
After using his hydrodick I had to get a new house
Hydrodick by Extragreatpie May 20, 2015

Hydrosuffocation 

Fish can't drown, but they can go through hydrosuffocation.
Hydrosuffocation by frisco17 April 23, 2019

Hydrosuicide

Doing AP Biology makes hydrosuicide seem fun.
Hydrosuicide by ugalabalugala September 8, 2009