Definitions by TheMute1

penguin

a member of the group of "birds" known as penguins. in reality they are an evil race of aliens who have been in hiding but will soon rise up and enslave or kill all humans.

Holy shit! That penguin just killed Dave! They're attacking!

penguin by TheMute1 October 26, 2004

asskicker

An entity that ownz other entities.

Germany, asskickers from way back, rolled through France in six weeks.

asskicker by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

sunburn

1)A painful condition resulting from exposure of skin to ultraviolet radiation. In exetreme cases the skin may turn purple.

2)An alias used by middle Georgia producer and electronic artist Josh Davidson.

1)Ow! This purple sunburn hurts. Perhaps I should have used sunblock.

sunburn by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

M60E3 

Handheld version of the popular M60 machine gun. Specially lightened and weighted to be easy to operate while moving.

It's a machine gun. Period.

M60E3 by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

9 ball 

A type of pool played with nine balls in a diamond configuration. The point of the game is to get all nine in the pockets in numerical order.

Nine ball pool can be seen at 2 o'clock am on ESPN 2.

9 ball by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

hydrolock 

A very bad condition where too much water gets into the cylinders of and engine. It causes massive damage as water does compress as easily as gasoline.

My friend drove through a puddle and hydrolocked his engine.

hydrolock by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

Dauer 962 

The fastest street legal car in the world. Built from one of only a hundred Porsche Le Mans 962 chassis. It develops over 700 hp from a twin turbocharged flat six. 0-60 in less than 3.4 seconds. Costs 1.1 million euros.

They add a cd player to it.

Dauer 962 by TheMute1 July 27, 2004