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hydrofucking

the process of having sexual intercourse while in water like in hot tubs, bathtubs, showers, jacuzzi, water beds, etc.
Dude I hydrofucked my girl last night in the hot tub!
by Pervylee March 7, 2011
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Hydrofrackingwhore

A woman who chases after the men that have come to town with the gas companies. You will find them anywhere the process of hydraulic fracturing is taking place. They bear a striking resemblance to the prostitutes that swarmed over California during the gold rush in the 1850s. They come to take advantage of the possibility of getting married to a prosperous hydrofracker or businessman. But end up becoming mistresses to high rolling engineers who can afford to keep them in the lifestyle they desire. Selling themselves to the highest bidder they are showered with gifts ranging from expensive cars to trips to foreign Countries. Being that these men are starved for female attention they often create camps where the woman and her pack of feral children can sustain themselves so that they are more accessible to needs of the man. Considering nothing more than their selfish need for material possessions they show complete disregard for self-dignity, abandoning their children to attend to the needs of whoever is providing the most of what they want. Often displaying characteristics of a sociopath they live in a make believe world filled with delusions of grandeur and narcissistic tendencies. They view themselves as superior based on their ability to achieve materialistic wealth by offering themselves as nothing more than sexual objects for a community of men who has very limited options when it comes to the company of the opposite sex.
whore prostitute hydraulic fracturing her only talent is being being a hydrofrackingwhore.
by informedaboutgasdrilling May 22, 2011
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Hydrofracking

Hydrofracking: to obliterate with intense pressure and violent means in the name of a fleeting short-term goal.
Dismayed to have spent a semester wherein students seemed to have learned nothing, the professor began hydrofracking his students' final papers.
by mccleodtherecanbeonlyone May 14, 2011
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Hydrococking

When a man's penis is too wet from a woman's vaginal fluid, causing there to be a loss of friction resulting in no sensations in the nether region.
"I was doing the nasty with the girl next door, next thing I knew I was hydrococking it making me go limp."
by MzUnderst00d February 1, 2012
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Hydrofracking

A method of increasing the output of a well or an awesome way to have sex.
My girlfriend and I went hydrofracking for hours yesterday. That well runs well now!
by zaviort October 21, 2010
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