hydrograd

CMFT and his band musical creation

-hydrograd?..!..?
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by Смехач March 11, 2018

hydrogasm

Masterbating to orgasm using the massage settings of a shower head while in the shower.

What an awesome shower head, it gives me great hydrogasms!

by Hobbit_lass January 2, 2009

Hydrogender

A person who’s gender may potentially shift when engaged amongst the act of bathing; subsequently, if the individuals stands beneath the flow of water for an extended duration of time invariably risks losing their present identity due to the immense amount of combined hydrogen and oxygen that arrives considering said hydrogender habitually evades the normal hygiene regiment of the average human in fear of negating their present gender identity without one’s own neurological consent. Pert Plus, unlike Suave or Dove may ward off unwanted shifts in masculine/feminine characteristics.

Hydrogenders are frequently found wiping their armpits with and without soap in Greyhound bus terminals.

by Uncle Slingo October 23, 2018

hydrocrastinate

Procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.

Tom: "Hey, dude, wanna get a PowerAde? I'm bout to get one now from that machine."

Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

Hydrofrackingwhore

A woman who chases after the men that have come to town with the gas companies. You will find them anywhere the process of hydraulic fracturing is taking place. They bear a striking resemblance to the prostitutes that swarmed over California during the gold rush in the 1850s. They come to take advantage of the possibility of getting married to a prosperous hydrofracker or businessman. But end up becoming mistresses to high rolling engineers who can afford to keep them in the lifestyle they desire. Selling themselves to the highest bidder they are showered with gifts ranging from expensive cars to trips to foreign Countries. Being that these men are starved for female attention they often create camps where the woman and her pack of feral children can sustain themselves so that they are more accessible to needs of the man. Considering nothing more than their selfish need for material possessions they show complete disregard for self-dignity, abandoning their children to attend to the needs of whoever is providing the most of what they want. Often displaying characteristics of a sociopath they live in a make believe world filled with delusions of grandeur and narcissistic tendencies. They view themselves as superior based on their ability to achieve materialistic wealth by offering themselves as nothing more than sexual objects for a community of men who has very limited options when it comes to the company of the opposite sex.

whore prostitute hydraulic fracturing her only talent is being being a hydrofrackingwhore.

by informedaboutgasdrilling May 22, 2011

hydrogarden

A hydrogarden is usually used to grow weed indoors in a pot ofwater and rocks. Other chemicals are added for the growing process. This is where some of the strongest weed comes from.

Dude, my hydrogarden shit just came in. Now I can grow my on KB

by Stukies February 4, 2005

Hydrofracking

Hydrofracking: to obliterate with intense pressure and violent means in the name of a fleeting short-term goal.

Dismayed to have spent a semester wherein students seemed to have learned nothing, the professor began hydrofracking his students' final papers.

by mccleodtherecanbeonlyone May 14, 2011