Hydrogender 

A person who’s gender may potentially shift when engaged amongst the act of bathing; subsequently, if the individuals stands beneath the flow of water for an extended duration of time invariably risks losing their present identity due to the immense amount of combined hydrogen and oxygen that arrives considering said hydrogender habitually evades the normal hygiene regiment of the average human in fear of negating their present gender identity without one’s own neurological consent. Pert Plus, unlike Suave or Dove may ward off unwanted shifts in masculine/feminine characteristics.

Hydrogenders are frequently found wiping their armpits with and without soap in Greyhound bus terminals.

Hydrogender by Uncle Slingo October 23, 2018

hydroseeder 

Someone who masterbates in the shower.

He was a classic hydroseeder and he sprayed his seeds upon the shower wall with groaning glee

hydroseeder by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016

hydragender 

this gender is like water in the fact that it is able to change it s matter. this person can be water or ise or gas water. in a normal time this person is literally a drinkable glass of cold water, the temprature of the water is based on the persons mood.

That gaye boi is a hydragender

hydragender by Ddude123 February 21, 2018