hydrocrastinate

Procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.

Tom: "Hey, dude, wanna get a PowerAde? I'm bout to get one now from that machine."

Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

hyprocrastinating

this is where you are doing anything in your power not to do something and panicking over it

Stop hyprocrastinating over that!

by nigelandbarbara July 4, 2023

hyprocrastination

hypocrisy + procrastination.

When you do something not really important and delay doing significant things but still feel productive.

- I've cleaned up the mess in my room and read a book but still haven't prepared for tomorrow's test.

- It was hyprocrastination!

by adalvy March 10, 2024