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Humpung
Act of fucking a redhead while brunette watches
Cant wait to go humpung that hotvred head while the brunette watches
humpung by Mg crazy fak September 16, 2019

Pillar Humping 

In World of Warcraft, in arena matches, to use pillars or other terrain to obstruct line of sight, thus restricting ranged attacks. This often results in long games or a defensive stalemate.
I hate fighting 2 v 2 against a pillar humping druid. Those games can last an hour.
Pillar Humping by na-Mhoram October 16, 2008
Rubbing your crotch against something for stimulated arousal and oral pleasure. Examples include humping your bed, the couch, the floor, pillow humping, and especially humping the body of another person.
He started humping her to prepare his libido for their big intimate session together!
humping by playitcool_dave November 13, 2020

deer humping 

the act of going out at night around christmas and taking the little fake deer made out of christmas lights and placing them so that they look like they are partaking in sexual intercourse
Dude, last night I went deer humping and hit twelve houses!!!
deer humping by Jdavis116 December 10, 2005

dry humping 

The act of two bodies rubbing against eachother to result in pleasure with cloth or sheets covering contact to genitals. Results in little to no pregnancy/STD's.
"Dude we were totally dry humping last night!"
dry humping by Lauren Nutsack October 27, 2015

humping the stat monkey 

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
humping the stat monkey by Erock April 15, 2004
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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