humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

tattyfats

extremely humassive breastesses on a female that when you see them you start to drool and want to go up and start whacking them around like a punching bag

Erock: "HOLY SHIT NANI...check out that girls tattyfats..."
Nani: "wow..."

by Erock March 22, 2004

cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper

ahhh my weener is in my zipper

by EROCK February 02, 2003

emho

early morning hard on. also known as morning wood.

by Erock June 29, 2003

g'd up from the feet up

Pimped out to the max. Starting with the shoes, most likely Bruno Maglis, to the Zanella slacks, Nat Nat shirt and Kangol brim.

Leon walked into the club g'd up from the feet up. All the women turned their heads his way as he strolled to the bar.

by Erock June 29, 2003

jam a grumpy

synonym for the act of taking a shit.

I'll be back in 5, I've got to jam a grumpy.

by Erock April 19, 2004

scronk

synonym for screw, fuck, doing the deed, bumping uglies, dropping in, tapping that shit, etc.

Matlock was a repeat, so we scronked instead.

by ERock May 15, 2004