humpong 

A vapid person who gets used. Think like dumb blonde, only going beyond the blonde stereotype. Usually used in a sexual context.

She's such a humpong! Doesn't she know he only wants to get into her pants?

humpong by ha ha hell September 24, 2006

Humongous big 

An adjective to describe huge shit in the universe and other stuff. First used by Ilya Bryzgalov. Also can be used as humoungously big.

Oh you know, the universe is so humongous big, it just makes our problems so small.

Humongous big by Bryzmas96 December 28, 2011

Pillar Humping 

In World of Warcraft, in arena matches, to use pillars or other terrain to obstruct line of sight, thus restricting ranged attacks. This often results in long games or a defensive stalemate.

I hate fighting 2 v 2 against a pillar humping druid. Those games can last an hour.

Pillar Humping by na-Mhoram October 16, 2008

humping 

Rubbing your crotch against something for stimulated arousal and oral pleasure. Examples include humping your bed, the couch, the floor, pillow humping, and especially humping the body of another person.

He started humping her to prepare his libido for their big intimate session together!

humping by playitcool_dave November 13, 2020

deer humping 

the act of going out at night around christmas and taking the little fake deer made out of christmas lights and placing them so that they look like they are partaking in sexual intercourse

Dude, last night I went deer humping and hit twelve houses!!!

deer humping by Jdavis116 December 10, 2005

dry humping 

The act of two bodies rubbing against eachother to result in pleasure with cloth or sheets covering contact to genitals. Results in little to no pregnancy/STD's.

"Dude we were totally dry humping last night!"

dry humping by Lauren Nutsack October 27, 2015

humping the stat monkey 

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

humping the stat monkey by Erock April 15, 2004