Definitions by carpenoctem63141

that must have been awkward for you 

Variant on that's what she said. Used when something was probably awkward.

A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.

A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)

A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.

A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

that must have been awkward for you by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009

absurd ethics 

A mode of ethics advocating the most irrational means of action possible to allow the inherent chaos of human action agency.

Rudy decided to skip the board meeting in order to shoot pool with a group of total strangers. His reasoning? Absurd ethics.

absurd ethics by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009

humorist ethics 

A system of conduct where one acts solely to create the greatest amount of humor possible.

Jack could have given in and just let her know about the inside joke, but since he believed in humorist ethics, he drew out the conversation to revel in her frustration.

humorist ethics by carpenoctem63141 February 28, 2009