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humortism 

having a poor sense of humor with no way of getting a good one.
"That was a horrible joke. You definitely have humortism."
humortism by Mr. Carter 43 7 January 25, 2018
For people that aren't a smart ass and don't spell it, "humorous."
He thinks its humoris that I spelled it that way. Douche.
Humoris by Gleemen May 17, 2011

humorist ethics 

A system of conduct where one acts solely to create the greatest amount of humor possible.
Jack could have given in and just let her know about the inside joke, but since he believed in humorist ethics, he drew out the conversation to revel in her frustration.
humorist ethics by carpenoctem63141 February 28, 2009

Techno-humorist 

A person who uses high tech stuff and writes/speaks about the humor in using that technology.
Sandy can be very funny but he is only a techno-humorist.
Techno-humorist by Sandesh S Deshmukh December 31, 2008

Humoristorian 

A comedian or comic writer who focuses on historical people, places, things, and events. Or a historian or teacher of history who thinks way too highly of their comedic ability.
I think if I call myself a humoristorian my parents won't feel as bad. (Works for both definitions)
Humoristorian by AJDrey June 8, 2015

Homorism 

A fan that is blinded by all things his team.
You voted for Marcus Smart over Donavan Mitchell for the all star game, your homorism is showing.
Homorism by OldPreach January 6, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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