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humorless receptacle 

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a cunt who can't take a joke.
Frasier - So I posted the joke about the priest, the plumber, and the stripper on Facebook, and Maris' best friend called me a sexist, racist moron.
Niles - Wow, what a humorless receptacle.
humorless receptacle by Res Gibson August 23, 2011
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humourless

Lacking humour; not able to appreciate or express humour.
'they are such a humourless bunch'
'a rather humourless performance'
humourless by Reality123 April 26, 2014
An expression which came from the German version 'ehrenlos'.

Used when someone's being in a rude behavior or made something totally stupid therefore deserves less honor.

Example:
1: look at that YT vid, a disabled person is tryna walk, this is so heartbreaking...
2: ok cool *dislikes the video*
1: You're soo honorless u b**ch, shame on you!
Honorless by Diamondcx September 8, 2020

humoroussed

Expressing / showing/ or acting any forms of humor and or excitement
That was completely kopernicus, sure was a humoroussed moment. I'll never forget that wankernut's stupidity
humoroussed by E'rayn June 11, 2019
1)adj. Lacking in serious tone.

2)adj. One who severly enjoys fucking away his time.

3)n. See Justin Humrichouse
1) I hate it, he's so homoless we weren't able to decide within time how much booze we wanted.

2) You hear about Joe Nasser? I heard he fucked Tiana for seventeen hours straight.
homoless by Sean Karabekir April 21, 2005
Noun Adjective

Someone who is NOT homosexual but is willing to give it a try
Noun:
Did you know Sharon is a homoless?
Wait for real? So she doesn't mind giving it a shot?

Adjective:
Hey I'm feeling a bit homoless today.
Homoless by TeenieQueenie November 30, 2016

humpress 

Someone that has intimate relations with numerous men.
Watch your man around that humpress.
humpress by International Giant August 30, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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