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Humanesque 

(1.) adjective - Having a human appearance or demeanor. (2.) adjective - Resembling a human or possessing human qualities.
(1.) "The statue of Diana was intricately carved and carefully detailed, giving it a humanesque appearance."

(2.) "The chimpanzee's laughs and smiles were very humanesque."
Humanesque by the specter August 5, 2007

Humanese 

Written or spoken in a language common to generic humans, as opposed to a nomenclature used by a machine or subset of professionals (like "computerese" for programs or "legalese" for lawyers).
Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about. Can you repeat that in humanese?
Humanese by T.SockGuy November 13, 2009

humorless receptacle 

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a cunt who can't take a joke.
Frasier - So I posted the joke about the priest, the plumber, and the stripper on Facebook, and Maris' best friend called me a sexist, racist moron.
Niles - Wow, what a humorless receptacle.
humorless receptacle by Res Gibson August 23, 2011

humanmesses

"Humanmesses" blends "humanness," which refers to the qualities that make us human, with the idea of life being messy. It captures the reality that part of being human often involves navigating through life's chaos and imperfections. It can be a powerful and relatable expression. You might even define it as "the messy yet profoundly human experience of navigating life’s ups and downs."
In the tangle of my humanmesses, I’ve come to realize that imperfection is the heartbeat of life.
humanmesses by ThoughtShare December 13, 2024

Humbless 

A persona characterized with being humble and blessed
Oh my Gianni is so humblessed there’s not an ounce of cockyness in him.
Humbless by Gianni GoldenGoose October 31, 2018
Someone who aspires to and diligently pursues the values of humane-ness as opposed to human-ness. Humaneism rejects aspiring to be human, since "human" carries huge evolutionary baggage. To aspire to be "human" is to value "might makes right," "kill or be killed," "winner takes all," "territorialism," "tribalism." To be a humane rather than a human means to aspire to community, negotiation, mutual respect, inclusiveness, protectiveness, sharing, and the golden rule. Not the rule of gold (human).
I no longer aspire to be human. I wish to be a humane. Wanting to be human means wanting stay in the jungle and not advocate for humane values. Being a human is so past history, I strive to be humane.
Aspiring to be a human no longer means wanting to be humane. It is time for a new word for the next step in humane evolution. "Being inhuman" is oxymoronic, since humans are naturally inhuman.

I am a humaneist, seeking humane beings to join in humaneist and humaneitarian goals and behaviors.
humaneist by unsheepableme December 9, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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