humpress 

Someone that has intimate relations with numerous men.

Watch your man around that humpress.

humpress by International Giant August 30, 2013

Humptress 

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

Humptress by David March 16, 2003

Hempress 

NOUN
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.

The Hempress Sativa rocked the mic in Kingston, Jamaica whilst her hempire watched and cheered her on at the annual hemp festival.

Hempress by #mrshempstress October 15, 2019

Hugpression 

When you want hugs but you are not getting any.

Sharmayne: Omg I want a hug
Kristen: Ask someone who is with you
Sharmayne: no one is here
Kristen: Gg lo
Sharmayne: I HAVE HUGPRESSION SKSKSKSK

Hugpression by Bangtanmaboisssss March 24, 2019

Hempressing

The act of being a Hempress. A female or earthly being that identifies as such, that is of such high ranking within the cannabiz as to be royalty. Expert in all things hemp*, cannabis sativa l.

*Definition of hemp:
1a: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb (Cannabis sativa of the family Cannabaceae, the hemp family) that is cultivated for its tough bast fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
NOTE: Cultivated hemp is often distinguished from cannabis by possessing very low levels of the psychoactive substance THC.
b: the fiber of hemp
… hemp can produce superb paper and construction materials lighter and stronger than lumber.
— Ted Williams
2: a fiber (such as jute) from a plant other than the true hemp
also : a plant yielding such fiber
hemp noun
English Language Learners Definition of hemp
: a plant that is used to make thick ropes and some drugs (such as hashish and marijuana)
Medical Definition of hemp
1: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb of the genus Cannabis (C. sativa) that is cultivated for its strong woody fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)

The Hempress was cheered by the huge crowd at the annual hemp festival as experts in the hemp industry recognized those in the field making the most impact. She was quoted as saying, "hempressing is an honor and a pleasure and I thank my hempire for their ongoing support."

Hempressing by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019

Hempression 

The impression you leave behind after someone has seen you baked for the first time

I’m gonna leave a good hempression tonight after I smoke with your mom.

Hempression by CougheeTime February 21, 2024