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hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.
Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.
hummusiér by flip20 December 22, 2023
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hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.
Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.
hummusiér by flip20 December 22, 2023

hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.
Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.
hummusiér by flip20 December 22, 2023

Hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.
Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.
Hummusiér by flip20 December 22, 2023

hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. Just like a sommelier but for hummus. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to acquire exquisite knowledge about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.
Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.
hummusiér by flip20 December 26, 2023

Hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. Just like a sommelier but for hummus. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to acquire exquisite knowledge about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.
Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.
Hummusiér by flip20 February 11, 2024

Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.
Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it
Hummusexual by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016
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