Hummuscidal is a person who consumes hummus in outrages amounts which causes long term aggressive diarrhea and bad body odor.
overloading your digestive system with hummus may cause:
strange stomach noises
short term memory loss
bear hands
bad farts and death.
hummus was originated in the 15th century by the ottoman empire, spread to the entire arab world and later stolen by israelis claiming it as their national food.
2500 people die every day from being hummuscidal.
overloading your digestive system with hummus may cause:
strange stomach noises
short term memory loss
bear hands
bad farts and death.
hummus was originated in the 15th century by the ottoman empire, spread to the entire arab world and later stolen by israelis claiming it as their national food.
2500 people die every day from being hummuscidal.
"No wonder he's dead, he was hummuscidal all along"
"Hey! what are you doing with all that hummus??, are you hummuscidal or something?"
"If eating hummus is a crime than lock me up and call me a hummuscidal maniac"
"Hey! what are you doing with all that hummus??, are you hummuscidal or something?"
"If eating hummus is a crime than lock me up and call me a hummuscidal maniac"
by Dr. Cock'n'balls January 27, 2012
Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."
Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"
Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"
Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
by connorsji January 18, 2010
by eore May 4, 2007
After consuming a full container of hummus the 9 year old responded to their parental unit regarding the aforementioned activity as a instance of “hummuscide”
by Prof.Bobolopolis September 7, 2019