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hummdinger 

something which is too good to be true, or something which is a real shit sitatuion to be in
Jeez dave thats a real hummdinger of a problem!
hummdinger by cjklee March 6, 2005
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hummdinger 

an unexpected finger rammed up one's ass.
i got really drunk and my girl friend said to bend over, little did i know i'd be getting the hummdinger.
hummdinger by grimmyshaw June 6, 2010

Hummdinger 

“Hum-Ding-Er” commonly used is small council estates in Pembrokeshire, first one ever thrown was recorded in Charles street Neyland was said to cause that much of a disturbance every fucker was throwing noise complaints at Charles street , used to describe an almighty Anthony Joshua like right hook that shuts out the lights of a gobby twat with nonce like behaviour (rare punch , usually well deserved)
“That peado Dave went to stroke my dog so I dropped my pasty and unleashed a fat hummdinger on his chin”

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Did you happen to see the sale on that we-vibe over at that new swanky sexual exploration universe HummDinger.Life?
hummdinger.life by hummdinger.life November 5, 2020

Hummdinger 

Hummdinger is when a person plays a humming tune with a harmonica on any part of another person’s body(ex. stomach, gooch,armpit, ear lobe, butthole etc.) More in detail a Hummdinger is when you put your mouth to a harmonica, then touching another’s body part ,whichever body part you prefer, then blowing into the harmonica to create a tune sounding like a hum. Doing so should create a vibrating sensation on the persons said chosen body part.“🎼🎶🎵Huummmmm Humm HuummHummmmmm🎵🎶🎼”
Helga: “Hey Igor would you like me to give you a super excellent hummdinger?”

Igor: “Um, sure Helga! Why not! I’ve never had anyone give me a hummdinger before but I will try everything once at least.”

Helga: “Great! I’m soooo excited about this!”
Hummdinger by ThisBeautifulGEM March 31, 2022
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