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hummdinger 

an unexpected finger rammed up one's ass.
i got really drunk and my girl friend said to bend over, little did i know i'd be getting the hummdinger.
hummdinger by grimmyshaw June 6, 2010

Hummdinger 

“Hum-Ding-Er” commonly used is small council estates in Pembrokeshire, first one ever thrown was recorded in Charles street Neyland was said to cause that much of a disturbance every fucker was throwing noise complaints at Charles street , used to describe an almighty Anthony Joshua like right hook that shuts out the lights of a gobby twat with nonce like behaviour (rare punch , usually well deserved)
“That peado Dave went to stroke my dog so I dropped my pasty and unleashed a fat hummdinger on his chin”

Hummdinger 

Hummdinger is when a person plays a humming tune with a harmonica on any part of another person’s body(ex. stomach, gooch,armpit, ear lobe, butthole etc.) More in detail a Hummdinger is when you put your mouth to a harmonica, then touching another’s body part ,whichever body part you prefer, then blowing into the harmonica to create a tune sounding like a hum. Doing so should create a vibrating sensation on the persons said chosen body part.“🎼🎶🎵Huummmmm Humm HuummHummmmmm🎵🎶🎼”
Helga: “Hey Igor would you like me to give you a super excellent hummdinger?”

Igor: “Um, sure Helga! Why not! I’ve never had anyone give me a hummdinger before but I will try everything once at least.”

Helga: “Great! I’m soooo excited about this!”
Hummdinger by ThisBeautifulGEM March 31, 2022

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Did you happen to see the sale on that we-vibe over at that new swanky sexual exploration universe HummDinger.Life?
hummdinger.life by hummdinger.life November 5, 2020

Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.
Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!
Small creatures in Halo that are the Flood. Used to refer to them.
Holy turkey, there's a lot of humjingers.
humjinger by bOb_the Definer March 9, 2005
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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