hummdinger 

something which is too good to be true, or something which is a real shit sitatuion to be in

Jeez dave thats a real hummdinger of a problem!

hummdinger by cjklee March 6, 2005

hummdinger 

an unexpected finger rammed up one's ass.

i got really drunk and my girl friend said to bend over, little did i know i'd be getting the hummdinger.

hummdinger by grimmyshaw June 6, 2010

Hummdinger 

“Hum-Ding-Er” commonly used is small council estates in Pembrokeshire, first one ever thrown was recorded in Charles street Neyland was said to cause that much of a disturbance every fucker was throwing noise complaints at Charles street , used to describe an almighty Anthony Joshua like right hook that shuts out the lights of a gobby twat with nonce like behaviour (rare punch , usually well deserved)

“That peado Dave went to stroke my dog so I dropped my pasty and unleashed a fat hummdinger on his chin”

Hummdinger by J•roller•Laws May 15, 2018

Hummdinger 

Hummdinger is when a person plays a humming tune with a harmonica on any part of another person’s body(ex. stomach, gooch,armpit, ear lobe, butthole etc.) More in detail a Hummdinger is when you put your mouth to a harmonica, then touching another’s body part ,whichever body part you prefer, then blowing into the harmonica to create a tune sounding like a hum. Doing so should create a vibrating sensation on the persons said chosen body part.“🎼🎶🎵Huummmmm Humm HuummHummmmmm🎵🎶🎼”

Helga: “Hey Igor would you like me to give you a super excellent hummdinger?”

Igor: “Um, sure Helga! Why not! I’ve never had anyone give me a hummdinger before but I will try everything once at least.”

Helga: “Great! I’m soooo excited about this!”

Hummdinger by ThisBeautifulGEM March 31, 2022

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Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

Hogpen Humdinger by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

humjinger

Small creatures in Halo that are the Flood. Used to refer to them.

Holy turkey, there's a lot of humjingers.

humjinger by bOb_the Definer March 9, 2005