humit
I was born a humit.
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Humid Skid
The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.
Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.
Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.
Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.
Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012
Related Words
Humitiddy • humititties • humit • Humitas • humitity • Humitoris • humituby • Humidititties • humiliation • Humie
Humidititties
Humidititties by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016
Humie
Derived from the Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 universes, Humie is often used by the Orks to refer to Humans, (Imperial Guard or Space Marines). It is not necessarily in a derogatory tone but being orks, it usually is.
This may also be employed by ork fans in other fantasy or sci-fi games where Orks / Orcs are a playable race along with Humans, such as World of Warcraft, (though officially in the lore, WoW Orcs do not really talk like that).
This may also be employed by ork fans in other fantasy or sci-fi games where Orks / Orcs are a playable race along with Humans, such as World of Warcraft, (though officially in the lore, WoW Orcs do not really talk like that).
Dem humies be wantin' a fight, we'll giv 'em a fight!
More humies for stompin'! I wantz da teef, don' touch da teef!
More humies for stompin'! I wantz da teef, don' touch da teef!
Humie by KrazyMonkey June 14, 2012
humiliation ritual
A humiliation ritual is when a record label forces or bribes their artist into doing things they wouldn’t normally end up doing, to weaken and destruct the society / audience they market to. Some examples of humiliation rituals
1) NBA Youngboy just painted his face like a clown .. That was a humiliation ritual
2) Charlamagne “da god” just gifted Dj Envy a butt toy of his ass and balls. I thought he was g. Must be a humiliation ritual
2) Charlamagne “da god” just gifted Dj Envy a butt toy of his ass and balls. I thought he was g. Must be a humiliation ritual
humiliation ritual by Truthestseeker December 12, 2021
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Jordyn Huitema by footballwriter23 December 28, 2021
Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH)
STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.
Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) by Ohio Mike February 9, 2010
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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