Humitoris

A hot and wet clitoris

I went down on Tammie last night and tongued her humitoris

by JJ ForGood March 25, 2019

Humoris

For people that aren't a smart ass and don't spell it, "humorous."

He thinks its humoris that I spelled it that way. Douche.

by Gleemen May 17, 2011

humorist ethics

A system of conduct where one acts solely to create the greatest amount of humor possible.

Jack could have given in and just let her know about the inside joke, but since he believed in humorist ethics, he drew out the conversation to revel in her frustration.

by carpenoctem63141 February 28, 2009

Techno-humorist

A person who uses high tech stuff and writes/speaks about the humor in using that technology.

Sandy can be very funny but he is only a techno-humorist.

by Sandesh S Deshmukh December 31, 2008

humuturisa

Stupid fucking thread deleting bitch on the Mariah Carey message board. Can often be found fucking her father at every given opportunity. Can quite often be found on street corners looking to fuck other daddies as well. Will actually fuck anything with a pulse

Watch out that sweaty bitch humuturisa is about, lock up your daddy or she will fuck the life out of him

Can often be heard saying "split me in two please"

by Cuntrag March 13, 2005

Humorism

Religion. The more laughter, the stronger it is.

I'm following the religion of Humorism.

by Aldo7 May 2, 2010

Humoristorian

A comedian or comic writer who focuses on historical people, places, things, and events. Or a historian or teacher of history who thinks way too highly of their comedic ability.

I think if I call myself a humoristorian my parents won't feel as bad. (Works for both definitions)

by AJDrey June 8, 2015