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Humitoris 

I went down on Tammie last night and tongued her humitoris
Humitoris by JJ ForGood March 25, 2019
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For people that aren't a smart ass and don't spell it, "humorous."
He thinks its humoris that I spelled it that way. Douche.
Humoris by Gleemen May 17, 2011

humorist ethics 

A system of conduct where one acts solely to create the greatest amount of humor possible.
Jack could have given in and just let her know about the inside joke, but since he believed in humorist ethics, he drew out the conversation to revel in her frustration.
humorist ethics by carpenoctem63141 February 28, 2009

Techno-humorist 

A person who uses high tech stuff and writes/speaks about the humor in using that technology.
Sandy can be very funny but he is only a techno-humorist.
Techno-humorist by Sandesh S Deshmukh December 31, 2008

humuturisa 

Stupid fucking thread deleting bitch on the Mariah Carey message board. Can often be found fucking her father at every given opportunity. Can quite often be found on street corners looking to fuck other daddies as well. Will actually fuck anything with a pulse
Watch out that sweaty bitch humuturisa is about, lock up your daddy or she will fuck the life out of him

Can often be heard saying "split me in two please"
humuturisa by Cuntrag March 13, 2005

Humorism 

Religion. The more laughter, the stronger it is.
I'm following the religion of Humorism.
Humorism by Aldo7 May 2, 2010

Humoristorian 

A comedian or comic writer who focuses on historical people, places, things, and events. Or a historian or teacher of history who thinks way too highly of their comedic ability.
I think if I call myself a humoristorian my parents won't feel as bad. (Works for both definitions)
Humoristorian by AJDrey June 8, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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