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Humbaster

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.
He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.
by drclownpenis May 23, 2011
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Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.
"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "
by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021
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Hubster

Nickname derived from hubby however it marks a significant difference from it. This is a man that is not only a husband to a woman but he is a companion. Someone that loves his wife completely and utterly. He understands her in every situation and makes any and all the effort to make her happy. He is truly a best friend, he is that one person whom she finds comfort in and can tell anything to. Not only does he pertain to all these qualities but he is also kind, sweet, loving, and a completely honest person. He is a one of a kind man that all girls want to have, but when he chooses that one girl for him, it is all he can think about. He is truly the best husband a woman can have.
I love my hubster because he is like no other man I have ever met.
by Dorkette22ILUANF September 26, 2013
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humpsterbate

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.
Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating
by ryan December 1, 2004
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Hubbster

a cute Nickname for your husband, such as "hubby" or vise versa men calling their wife "wifey"
i love my hubbster!
by kt55555 December 23, 2011
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humbutter

hummus: Chickpeas that are cooked with canola oil and assorted seasoning then smashed.
You need to get humbutter from the store so I can make a humbutter sandwich.
by anonymous August 1, 2012
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hubster

A cute word play on the word hubby. Can be used with long-term boyfriend, partner, etc.
by NaughtyJenn August 16, 2009
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