Humbaster 

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.

He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.

Humbaster by drclownpenis May 23, 2011

Humpster Fire 

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

Humpster Fire by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

Hubster 

Nickname derived from hubby however it marks a significant difference from it. This is a man that is not only a husband to a woman but he is a companion. Someone that loves his wife completely and utterly. He understands her in every situation and makes any and all the effort to make her happy. He is truly a best friend, he is that one person whom she finds comfort in and can tell anything to. Not only does he pertain to all these qualities but he is also kind, sweet, loving, and a completely honest person. He is a one of a kind man that all girls want to have, but when he chooses that one girl for him, it is all he can think about. He is truly the best husband a woman can have.

I love my hubster because he is like no other man I have ever met.

Hubster by Dorkette22ILUANF September 26, 2013

humpsterbate 

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

humpsterbate by ryan December 1, 2004

Hubbster 

a cute Nickname for your husband, such as "hubby" or vise versa men calling their wife "wifey"

i love my hubbster!

Hubbster by kt55555 December 23, 2011

humbutter 

hummus: Chickpeas that are cooked with canola oil and assorted seasoning then smashed.

You need to get humbutter from the store so I can make a humbutter sandwich.

humbutter by anonymous August 1, 2012

hubster 

A cute word play on the word hubby. Can be used with long-term boyfriend, partner, etc.

Aw babe, you're the best hubster ever!

hubster by NaughtyJenn August 16, 2009