ham-bagger 

One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.

“Did Dustin do the dishes?”

“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”

ham-bagger by Slie August 1, 2024

Badger Ham 

An exceptionally large, meaty penis with a wild, salty flavour.

Imagine my delight to find he was concealing a badger ham in his pants!

Badger Ham by Delalune March 18, 2011

ham and bangers 

Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.

Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"

ham and bangers by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006

Hambagged 

When oneself, finds oneself past the euphoric sensation of being intoxicated. One can no longer conduct oneself in a "normal" manner. Oneself often finds oneself passed out in various types human fluids. Is a variation on the term "hammered".

"Holy I was so hambagged last night, I don't remember a thing" - Carol

Hambagged by ciaracw February 19, 2011

humbagger 

A monk with big titties
A monk goes hummmmmmm
And the baggers are the titties

Look at the humbagger over there!!

humbagger by RoboTriclops December 20, 2021

hagbagger 

A male heterosexual.

Hagbaggers make up about 50% of the general world population.

hagbagger by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! May 28, 2007

hagbagger 

A male heterosexual.

Hagbaggers make up about 50% of the general world population.

hagbagger by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 22, 2006