huffta

A person that is a wanker

Ben: Yo, he stole my shit.
Paul: Lets beat that huffta up!

by steve blacky 123 October 5, 2007

Huffaloaf

Huffing bread, best done when the bread is freshly baked and still warm. The most common technique is to bag the bread, seal the opening of the bag around the face in the same fashion as a horse's feed bag, and take long slow inhales to enjoy the bready bouquet.

Overhead at San Francisco Airport: "Hey, stop huffaloafing that sourdough, we have a flight to catch!"

by word burgler September 7, 2018

Mrs. Huffman

A stupid bitch with a sandy grand canyon vag, which probably has bodies stored in it, who thinks she is the chancellor of Germany in the 1930's, but in reality, she is just a stupid bitch who works at god awful Viera High School. She is a dictator about using technology and having fun. It seems as if it is her personal goal to censor the use of all technology. To that I say, censorship is to art as lynching is to Justice-Henry Louis Gates. 100% of the student body thinks this woman should land on an anti-tank land mine. Her bottom bitch, Mrs. Mijuskovic, or however you spell that god damn name, enforce shitty rules that have sent the school right down the shitter, and out to the Atlantic Ocean. where exactly she should be because SHE IS A FUCKING 40 TON WHALE.

Student: Hey dude, check this out! This helps me understand this math a lot easier!
Mrs. Huffman: Technology! 1 detention, and this IS MINE!
Student: But Mrs. Huffman, it helps us with our homework!
Mrs. Huffman: *Walks out of room*

by KaBoom January 28, 2014

HuffNation

Fans of Matthew Huff, a singer/songwriter from Mammoth Spring, Arkansas. Fans became HuffNation when Matthew signed up to Artistsignal, a website dedicated to independent, unsigned artists. The winner each month wins $10,000. This allows listeners to propel talented artists into the mainstream and gives artists an entirely new avenue to grow their fan base. The dedicated fans spent months voting for Matthew to help him raise funds to produce his next album.

HuffNation Determination
HuffNation Domination
HuffNation celebration

by OMSfan September 19, 2013

huffalumpagus

A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.

The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.

I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.

by Monkeyingaroundoooaaaaa February 16, 2018

John Huffman

A kid from Rochester Hills, Michigan, who loves video games, food, and B00B1ES! Can also mean a kid who can be very annoying at times, but still awesome and funny.

P1: Are you a John Huffman?
P2: Yeah.

P1: How?
P2: Uh...I like boobies?
P1: Oh.

by Anti-Everything You Say March 31, 2013

hofftastic

the word David Hasselhoff uses to replace the word fantastic

Your performance was hofftastic!

by menTrois September 12, 2009