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Huachón breakfast 

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012
Related Words
hucho hunchos hocho huch hucow huho husho hutcho hacho Hachoo
To have Huncho Status is to rule the streets.
Get on the wrong side of a person with Huncho status and you may wind up dead.
Oh Shit, Samuel J Huncho’s on block, we finna die!”
Huncho by Poignant_bottles August 21, 2018
The circular movement of a Hula Hoop around the waist.

Plural: Huhi
Kid 1: "Hey, Hey! I'm way better at the hula hoop than you! "

Kid 2: "Oh yeah! How many huhi can you do in a row?!"

Kid 1: "My consecutive huho count is over 9000!"
Huho by Unyn February 10, 2021
The boss nigga, no ones messes with him. He kills poptart lookin niggas
Oh fuck it’s ynk Huncho he’s gonna put us in a body bag!
Huncho by Your.mum.gay February 4, 2018
to steal something (v), or a person who steals (n)
Shoof the husho over there getting away with the goods
husho by Arzt January 15, 2011

Hutchomundas

Can be known as two seperate words "Hutcho Mundas" or as one word "Hutchomundas".

A commonly used slang word or description for when an individual goes out on the weekend and gets so F"cked up that he doesnt make it to work on the Monday morning, (some times the whole week) because of the amount of alcohol or drugs consumed.

This terminology should only be used for extreme cases of "come downs" or "hang overs" where the after affects cause the individual to make drastic changes to his life because of the weekend activites, such as quit their job, leave the country, sell the belongings, call the parents to tell them of their mistakes, apologizing to ex-girfriends for the way they treated them etc. This is all part of the "Hutchomundas"

So when your friend is having a REALLY bad Monday becasue of some crazy weekend that he is not coping with very well - you can sing this in a "mexican style" chant -

"Hutchmundas, oh Hutchomundas, oh Hutchomundas"
1. Have you seen Bobby today? No he is having a "Hutchmundas"

2. I feel really ill, I shouldnt have drank so much on the weekend, I think I am going to have a "Hutchomundas"

3. Did you see the state of michael at that rave on Saturday night? I bet he will have a "Hutchomundas"

4. I heard Peter wen tinto work on Monday after a huge weekend and quit his job as a lawyer and decided to become a fruit picker, he is having a real "Hutchomundas"