hsimp

is when youre simping over someone but also horny at the same time

bryan : aye bro im so hsimp
xavier: you horny mf
bryan: im horny and simping at the same time

by @thisonegirl<3 November 27, 2020

HSIMF

Acronym for "Hail Satan It's Metal Friday!" For use on Fridays when the traditional TGIF is just not metal enough.

HSIMF! Let's bang heads!

by awakenedshadows December 18, 2011

Himpus

A horses anus.

Bobby Joe - "Howdy cowboy how's that horses himpus doing"
Dusty smokes- "Just Jim Dandy if ya ask me!"

"My horse has the best Himpus in the whole valley!"

by leapfrogfun1 November 7, 2013

Himpregnate

When anal with a dude goes wrong. And then you feel something kicking in your nutsack.

"Oh fuck, i feel something kicking in my nutsack!"
"I himpregnated Ghustakh, and i want him to keep it."

by Salamanakhanamana June 5, 2009

HSIM

Holy Shit It's Monday;
The opposite of TGIF.

See also OSIM

by Dr. Robert January 23, 2004

Himp

A simp for the boys. So instead of simping for a girl it is used to describe someone who simps for their bro’s. A he simp. Himp.

Ugh my boyfriend is such a himp he’s always ditching me for his bro. He’d do anything for that guy.

by HernameisNoël May 1, 2020

himplants

1) Solid silicone pectoral implants for men. 2) Penile implants.

Brad is so vain, he's had a nose job, Botox, liposuction, and those awesome pecs of his are just himplants.

by snarkette April 23, 2003