himpes 

the male version of herpes
usually occurs around the facial region.

Normal Guy: Hey what's on your face?

Evaristo: I gots the "himpes"!

himpes by Yevrag35 June 30, 2010

HIMPES

Himpes

(noun)
Pronounced: HIM-peez
A joking remix of the word herpes, but flipped to HIM — meaning whatever a man caught, he definitely didn’t get it from a woman. Used when a woman wants to make it clear: “That came from him, not me.” Himpes = man-on-man business, his situation, not hers.

“I don’t know who he trying to blame, but that ain’t herpes — that’s himpes. He got that from him, not me.”

HIMPES by AnnaNickolette December 11, 2025

Hempes 

Hemp yourself. Using CBD oil.

Did you use hempes today?

Hempes by Hemp200 July 16, 2019

Himcess 

A grown ass man who wants to live a life as a pretty princess irl or online

I will do whatever i can to protect my himcess

Himcess by Black-coded malera October 28, 2023

Himpus 

A horses anus.

Bobby Joe - "Howdy cowboy how's that horses himpus doing"
Dusty smokes- "Just Jim Dandy if ya ask me!"

"My horse has the best Himpus in the whole valley!"

Himpus by leapfrogfun1 November 7, 2013

Himesh

Sexy, specially a guy

Hey you are such a like Himesh

Himesh by IMNOTKUL November 22, 2021

Himples

Pimples appearing on your forhead that dont go away.

Greg had some himples on his forhead that it was like a hurricane had gathered straight on his head.

Himples by herro pre May 27, 2010