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A man with a dick of large magnitude! Mighty and large
“Wow look at that dick, he must be a Himpsl”
himpsl by Very satisfied March 11, 2021
A hipslut is a Hipster Slut. This often describes an average teenage girl who wears any kind of galaxy item or similar, high waisted shorts and crop tops. They also like to wear religious Christian cross accessories when most of them arent religious anyway & over-accessorise. They wear daisy chain headbands, vans, usually 'dip dye' their hair and wear too much makeup. They also have a weird obsession with triangles. They often only do this for attention from guys even though it doesn't make them anymore attractive. They spend most of their time on tumblr posting irrelevant, disgusting, time-wasting pictures.They refer to themselves as "hipster's" when in fact, they are another trend of mainstream since most teenage girls are hipsters anyway. Most normal teenage girls decide to turn into a hipslut because they think they look attractive and 'cool' when in fact, people just mock them.
omg hipslut alert. run as fast as you can before they kill you with their triangles!
Hipslut by hIderEiMahrA October 16, 2012
A subgroup of hipsters. Haircuts, facial hair, clothing etc. intenitonally or not make these people resemble Adolf Hitler.
-"Is that guy over there a Nazi"
-"No, I'm pretty sure he's jewish. He's probably just a Hipsler"
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Hipsler by JK86 July 26, 2012
1) Solid silicone pectoral implants for men. 2) Penile implants.
Brad is so vain, he's had a nose job, Botox, liposuction, and those awesome pecs of his are just himplants.
himplants by snarkette April 23, 2003
Pimples appearing on your forhead that dont go away.
Greg had some himples on his forhead that it was like a hurricane had gathered straight on his head.
Himples by herro pre May 27, 2010

Humpslobber 

Guy: uaggghhhhh!!!!!

Girl: OMG!!! You got your Humpslobber on my new dress!!!